I have a very important decision to make.
I’ll be honest, I’m scared, and confused. The variety of the contemporary mustache is just so daunting to the novice, and with the 1st of Movember fast approaching it’s time to talk about the all important aspect of style.
Movember 2007 was a time of great exploration in the field of facial hair. I initially tried the “Trucker”, finding it a rather bushy and traditional affair. However, after adorning it for a good 24 hours, I felt it was time to explore other options. The “Undercover Brother” showed great promise, that is until I got mistaken for an Actor while walking down Fyshwik way…
I finally settled on the “Business Man” for the greater part of the month. A simple, yet effective approach to modern facial hair, with the style and sophistication you can only find in your local QANTAS Club, or Kebab bar.
This year, I want my gentle readers to help decide what masterpiece of Mo should adorn my face. So while you reach for your Visa card or that scrap of paper where you wrote your Paypal password to throw a few dollars towards a great cause, consider the following style guide:
Movember Style Guide
Now that you understand the significance of the decision at hand, please help, if not with your wallets then with your opinions, by voting in my Movember poll. The poll will help influence, if not completely make the decision around what shall adorn my face, and if you contribute to the cause your Mo-wishes just may come true!
Just incase you missed that donation URL, here it is again. Just remember, you’ll be helping out a fantastic cause, and if you’re in Australia, it’s tax deductable!
https://www.movember.com/au/donate/donate-details.php?action=sponsorlink®o=1422896&country=au
While you ponder the significance of this poll, I’ll leave you with these words of wisdom…
“My mustache still tastes of your testes!”
- Borat, 2006
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